So for those of you who don't know me I started my dating years in Mexico City, where going on blind dates is about as routine as changing your underwear...
So this guy calls me and we agree to go out the next day. When he picked me up my initial thought was..."is there something off about this guy?" That should have been Red Flag #1. If you sense something is off in the first 10 seconds you still have enough time to run back inside. I went against my better instincts and whet out to dinner with this guy.
As soon as I saw him in the light I realized he looked significantly older than me. I was 19 he seemed closer to 43! Yikes!! RED FLAG #2. If he looks like he was in your fathers graduating class... call the police, there must be some law against that!
At dinner in an attempt to make conversation I asked him what sports he likes, cuz what guy doesn't like sports? Apparently this one! he responds to me by saying "I don't like sports, I'm like the gay friend that doesn't like sports." which brings me to RED FLAG #3 If the guy you are on a date with tells you he is like a gay anything... run! he somehow managed to use the "I'm like the gay friend" line 3 more times during dinner. It was then that I really noticed his outfit: A vertical bright rainbow stripped button down shirt (first 3 buttons...unbuttoned) True Religion jeans that could have been painted on him and brown loafers.... RED FLAG #4 If the guy is not only making verbal references to being gay but wearing them as well... that's your queue to run if there ever was one!
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