Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Courtesy of Aliza Trencher

For those that didn't see this as a reponse to one of the earlier posts, I thought it was totally worth reposting. Thanks Ladies for your war stories! - SK

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OOOOhhhh here's a goody!

To make a (very) long story (very) short - he comes to pick me up and since he's not from NY (but here visiting) he told me to pick the place. I picked a cute Israeli style cafe local in Brooklyn where a meal ranges between 12-15 on average and he spent the first 30 hour going on and on about how expensive the food was! He insulted the waitress the whole meal, complained about the food, the service and everything else he could think of.

2. After eating our meal we were going to see a movie. I should have called it a night after his despicable display or lacking any sort of manners, but I really wanted to see the movie so I thought ok ill go to the movie and then call it. We get to the theatre and he tells me "I'm going to park. Get out. Get on line and buy the tickets. I paid for dinner this ones on you"

3. Halfway through the movie he leans over and whispers (out of nowhere) "you have beautiful breasts" I tried to pretend I was so into the movie I didn't notice but it started to be hard to ignore after he went onto "Do you want me?" EEWWW no I don't shut up and go away!

4. At the end of the night.. he was dropping me off and so I told him "Well I had a great time (not really.. but what can you do) but I just don't think were compatible. So I want to thank you for the date and I wish you luck" and his response was "well then since we aren't going to date lets just have some fun" And then I said "no. I don't want to have "fun" with you. The truth is I just think you're a very nice person at all." And to this he answers "oh God this again??? Why do women always tell me this Bullsh*t"

I left out a LOT because I can write a book about this pig but just to add one more highlight... the next morning he texts me "I want to make love to you"

Seriously??

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